AimToPerfection
B-boy & MMA practitioner, SFV , I hope to become the Jack of all Trades. I am on an ongoing quest of finding who I am, and build the better version of myself.
http://www.youtube.com/user/KevinGuy1111?feature=mhee
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*Mom hands me phone to answer*
| Me: | Hello? |
| Telemarketer: | Hello, is your mother home? |
| Me: | I have no mother. |
| Her: | Well can I speak to your father? |
| Me: | Yeah, which one? |
| Her: | Which one is home? |
| Me: | Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio. |
| Her: | Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio? |
| Me: | No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark. |
| Her: | So who's Antonio? |
| Me: | I just told you, Carlos's ex. |
| Her: | So Carlos was cheating? |
| Me: | Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor. |
| Her: | So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated? |
| Me: | No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating. |
| Her: | So Mark wasn't cheating? |
| Me: | I never said that. |
| Her: | Yes, yes you did! |
| Me: | No I didn't. |
| Her: | Y-yes! You did! |
| Me: | Did what? |
| Her: | Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye. |
Waka recording his backup
this video has changed my life
Me too.
FLOCKAVELLI
Life is pretty much complete.
What is life after this.
Important
Imagine having him as your neighbor without soundproof walls haha .. Baow.
This little company from Kenya makes toys from slippers that wash up on the beach. Pictures by Ben Curtis
How glorious is this?! Upcycling at its finest…
(via okinawanwarrior)
